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Mom and dad
I'm having such a good time at college
All the kids here are cool
And everyone said I'm gonna love it

I'm not feeling stressed at all
And my hopes have not deeply rotted
The WiFi here is so good
I look up bands on Wikipedia in my dorm room

But every time I wake up
I feel like
I've been sleeping alone
Sleeping alone

And every time I go out
I wonder
How I'll fair on my own
Without a home

Mom and dad
I'm having such a good time at college
They teach me how not to think
While your account incurs major lossage

We all go out and we drink
Then we come back and we drink some more stuff
Then we throw up in the sink
This is all that I've ever wanted


from Graduation Sensation, released May 26, 2017



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