College Degree

by Feng Shui Police

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From GRADUATION SENSATION, the debut full-length Feng Shui Police record.
Out May 26.



Well I hope you had fun
Getting your college degree
And I hope you find someone
But as for me

I'll be living at my parents' house
Trying to pay the rent
Always talking about leaving
And sticking to the basement

So strip your gown off
Toss your cap
Go tramping on the Main Green grass
Pretend this feeling's meant to last

Well I hope you had fun
Getting your college degree
And I hope you find a job
But as for me

I'll be stuck at home waiting
For you to get your shit together
Everyone you know's been blabbering on
Like some English major

I'll be singing
Na na na na na na nananannanananaanaaananananaanan...


released May 19, 2017
Written by Dash Elhauge.
Performed by Dash Elhauge and Evan Harris.
Recorded and mixed by Dash Elhauge — as always, in his parents' basement.
Artwork by Sam Lessing and Dash Elhauge.



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